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Satan burger by carlton mellick iii, paperback barnes. A plague of monotony has spread across the countryside, sucking all passion and inspiration out of everyone over the age of twentyfive, leaving only the disenfranchised youth to fend for themselves in a world crumbling around them. Well, at least we know this burger has buns with it. A mysterious book which heralds from the 12th century is garnering attention as some. Just showing off cover art for books that wont be coming out for quite a. Not an apocalypse caused by disease or nuclear war, but an apocalypse of boredom.

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